Wacky Laws!


-It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

-In Mobile, Alabama, it is illegal for pigeons to eat pebbles from composite roofs.

-It is illegal to wear a fake mustache which may cause laughter.

-Putting salt on a railroad track is punishable by death.

-People may not have an ice cream cone in their back pocket at any time.




-In Alaska, strong penalties exist for allowing huskies inside school buildings.

-Also, no youngster is allowed to build a snowman taller than himself on school property.

-It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of an airplane.

-It is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.




-Donkeys may not sleep in bathtubs.




-The noise ordinances of Little Rock, Arkansas prohibits a dog from barking after 6 p.m.

-It is illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.

-A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.




-Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try to stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.

-You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time. (Los Angeles)

-Sleeping in a kitchen is prohibited by law in California, but it's legal to cook in a bedroom.

-A California law makes it illegal to set up a mousetrap without a hunting license.

-In some California towns, it is illegal for businesses to have flashy, neon lights at night.

-In Berkeley, California, it's against the law to whistle for your lost canary before 7 A.M.

-Under California state law, it is illegal to peel an orange in a hotel room.

-In Los Angeles, customers in meat markets are prohibited from poking a turkey to see how tender it is.

-A Belvedere, CA., City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."

-Los Angeles law forbids hunting moths under a street light.

-People may not ride a bike in a swimming pool.



-It's against the law to do acrobatics that might frighten horses on the sidewalks of Denver, Colorado

-Dog catchers much first notify the dog before impounding it.

-People may not lend out their vacuums.




-You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

-You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands. (Hartford)

-In order for a pickle to be a pickle it must bounce.

-You cannot walk backwards after sunset.




-In Delaware, it is against the law for a newlywed husband to go fishing during the honeymoon. He must take her shopping, however, if she requests it.

-In Delaware, you'll get in trouble if you try to pawn your wooden leg.

-It is illegal to fly over a body of water without supplies.

-No form fitting pants may be worn.




-Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

-A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or they risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

-If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

-It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

-Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

-Florida prohibits topless walking or running within a 150 foot zone between the beach and the street.

-Key West, Florida, has an ordinance prohibiting turtle racing within the city limits.

-People may not sing while wearing a swim suit.

-People may not take a shower naked.



-It's against the law in Georgia to slap an old friend on the back.

-In Atlanta it's against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or a street lamp.

-In Quitman, Georgia, it is against the law for a chicken to cross any road within the city limits.

-Georgia has a law prohibiting people from saying "Oh boy" in public.

-People may not use profanity in front of a dead body.

-All citizens must own a rake.




-It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets.

-It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less then fifty pounds.

-It is an offense to ride a merry go round on a Sunday.




-There is a law in Oak Park, IL that prohibits roosters from crowing before 6 a.m.

-Illinois law prohibits barefoot dancing and taking a nap on the dance floor.

-A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

-You may be arrested for vagrancies if you do not have a dollar bill on yourself.

-People can't feel whiskey to a dog.

-No fishing on the necks of a giraffes.




-Baths may not be taken in the months of October through March.

-It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.




-One armed piano players must play for free.

-A man with a mustache can not kiss a woman in public.




-People can not shoot a rabbit from a motorboat.

-You can't catch a fish with bare hands.

-You can't hunt for ducks on a donkey.




-No female may stand on a highway in a swimsuit unless she has two officers escorting her.

-It is required by law that you bathe.




-It is illegal to rob a bank, and then shoot the teller with a water pistol.

-A dog may bite a person once no matter how bad and get away with it.

-People may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.




-After January 14 you will be charged for having Christmas decorations up.




-It is illegal to take a lion to the movies.




-Mourners of the dead may not eat more than three sandwiches.

-All men must carry a rifle to church.

-No gorilla is allowed to ride in the back seat of a car.




-A woman is not allowed to cut her hair without her husband's permission.

-There is a ten cent bounty for every rat brought in the town office.

-It is legal for a robber to file a lawsuit if he or she is hurt in your house when they are robbing it.




-A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop their head.




-Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging.



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